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Tank
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PostPlease Don't Judge

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fudgeed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fudgeing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shizzle went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fudge her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy - and even though she was my sister - I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fudgeed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fudgeing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:23 am by Danger32
I am speechless Shocked
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:23 am by philly
wow....
i don't know what to say.
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:37 am by Brenton
http://boardreader.com/thread/Potentially_Disturbing_5avleXn23aq.html
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=23041935751&sid=1


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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:39 am by Danger32
What the hell is going on here?
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:41 am by Danger32
Why did you post this Tank from Google? I am quite confused.
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:44 am by Brenton
1. It's not late at night
2. It's 'mum' not 'mom'

Pretty easy to find out tbh
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:47 am by Seaeagles
Yeah, and Tank said 'When I was about 17 or 18' when he is only 17 now... crazy story though
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:49 am by Danger32
I just read it really quickly, didn't take notice of the mom part and the 17 or 18 part. The Darth Vader part gave it away though.
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:50 am by Brenton
Lol don't you guys know what this is?
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:57 am by philly
lots of people seem to have the same problem as Tank Razz
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:58 am by Brenton
Especially a bloke named Luke lol
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:00 am by philly
Laughing

yea that kid has one messed up life Razz
would make for one hell of a movie


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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:09 am by Stoke
facepalm
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:21 am by Damo
hahahahaaha
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:26 am by Tank
Sad
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:27 am by Tank
Why you all hatin on me?
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:29 am by Danger32
Tank wrote:
Why you all hatin on me?

Laughing Rofl
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:36 am by philly
Tank wrote:
Why you all hatin on me?
Laughing

Who knows why we are.
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:48 am by Tank
Brenton wrote:
1. It's not late at night
2. It's 'mum' not 'mom'

Pretty easy to find out tbh
The first part I thought about, but I was tempted too much to post it. Second I actually didn't notice lol
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:49 am by liam_bombers
Busted...
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:52 am by Tank
Ah well. Not too fussed by the small flaws, you were all going to find out it was fake/a joke anyway.
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:54 am by TGBY
clearly not real, no-one is that fucked up
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:00 pm by philly
The challenge is set for Stoke Razz

Can he become 'that fucked up'??
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Re: Please Don't Judge
Post on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:02 pm by Tank
TGBY wrote:
clearly not real, no-one is that fucked up
I dunno, there is that messed up father/daughter couple living in Adelaide.
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