Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo

Guru Posts: 6118 Age: 901 Location: The Emirates

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A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back.

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

He will appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.

It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2000 to remove the lewd tattoo.

It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing.

Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified by what happened to him.

"The victim wasn't interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Det Malcolm told the Queensland Times on Tuesday.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, `Mate, it's looking really good.'

"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: `I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'."

http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/8197861/qld-man-charged-over-40cm-penis-tattoo/

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Laughing

but seriously, what a shit bloke. The poor lad is gonna go through a lot of pain and humiliation having to get the thing removed.

The quote at the bottom is pretty funny too.

Guru Posts: 1518 Age: 17

Haha who does this shit though. Laughing

Guru Posts: 3104 Location: Sydney

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It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Guru Posts: 2276 Age: 19

F***, that would suck so bad haha

Legend Posts: 10316 Age: 22 Location: Brisssyyyyyy

Only Ipswich Laughing

Legend Posts: 10654 Age: 17 Location: Brisbane QLD

One thing I can say...

Only in/around Ipswich.

Edit; F*** you a_F_c Laughing

Guru Posts: 6040 Age: 19 Location: Fortress Emirates

I bet he looks like a dick Razz

Legend Posts: 10654 Age: 17 Location: Brisbane QLD

philly wrote:

I bet he looks like a dick Razz

I have to pay that one haha.

Legend Posts: 10316 Age: 22 Location: Brisssyyyyyy

DaneSwan#36 wrote:

One thing I can say...

Only in/around Ipswich.

Edit; F*** you a_F_c Laughing

Think its hilarious that two people thought this at the same time though. Fucking shithole!

Legend Posts: 10654 Age: 17 Location: Brisbane QLD

a_F_c wrote:

DaneSwan#36 wrote:

One thing I can say...

Only in/around Ipswich.

Edit; F*** you a_F_c Laughing

Think its hilarious that two people thought this at the same time though. Fucking shithole!

Haha pretty much. Was probably born in the backyard of a shithole house in Goodna Laughing

Guru Posts: 6486 Age: 18 Location: olympic park

I read this thinking the bloke was being arrested for tattooing his 40 cm penis. I was going to congratulate him Razz

Guru Posts: 6118 Age: 901 Location: The Emirates

socceroos06 wrote:

I read this thinking the bloke was being arrested for tattooing his 40 cm penis. I was going to congratulate him Razz

trust you to be thinking about 40 cm penis'

Guru Posts: 6486 Age: 18 Location: olympic park

TGBY wrote:

socceroos06 wrote:

I read this thinking the bloke was being arrested for tattooing his 40 cm penis. I was going to congratulate him Razz

trust you to be thinking about 40 cm penis'

Veteran Posts: 571 Age: 13

lol imagine what his reaction was when he saw it

Guru Posts: 3472 Age: 21 Location: Sunshine Coast

Holy Grail wrote:

lol imagine what his reaction was when he saw it

"I have a 40cm Penis tatooed on my back". My guess,.

Legend Posts: 10316 Age: 22 Location: Brisssyyyyyy

Possibly a "oh F***" in there too.

Legend Posts: 10654 Age: 17 Location: Brisbane QLD

He has gotten a pick up line out of all of this at least...

"Wanna see my 40cm penis"