HomeHome  CalendarCalendar  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  MemberlistMemberlist  UsergroupsUsergroups  RegisterRegister  GamesGames  Log in  

Share | 
 

 Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
TGBY
Guru
avatar

Posts : 6118
Age : 906
Location : The Emirates

PostSubject: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:38 am

Quote :
A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back.

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

He will appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.

It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2000 to remove the lewd tattoo.

It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing.

Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified by what happened to him.

"The victim wasn't interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Det Malcolm told the Queensland Times on Tuesday.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, `Mate, it's looking really good.'

"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: `I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'."




http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/8197861/qld-man-charged-over-40cm-penis-tattoo/


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Laughing but seriously, what a shit bloke. The poor lad is gonna go through a lot of pain and humiliation having to get the thing removed.

The quote at the bottom is pretty funny too.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Al3x7754
Guru
avatar

Posts : 1518
Age : 23

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:48 am

Haha who does this shit though. Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile
panthersftw
Guru
avatar

Posts : 3104
Location : Sydney

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:59 am

Quote :
It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Brad
Guru
avatar

Posts : 2276
Age : 24

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:29 am

F***, that would suck so bad haha
Back to top Go down
View user profile
a_F_c
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10316
Age : 27
Location : Brisssyyyyyy

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:43 am

Only Ipswich Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/jimmy131289
DaneSwan#36
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10656
Age : 22
Location : Brisbane QLD

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:44 am

One thing I can say...

Only in/around Ipswich.

Edit; F*** you a_F_c Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.sportingpulse.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-109-0-0-0
philly
Guru
avatar

Posts : 6040
Age : 25
Location : Fortress Emirates

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:08 am

I bet he looks like a dick Razz
Back to top Go down
View user profile
DaneSwan#36
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10656
Age : 22
Location : Brisbane QLD

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:13 am

philly wrote:
I bet he looks like a dick Razz

I have to pay that one haha.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.sportingpulse.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-109-0-0-0
a_F_c
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10316
Age : 27
Location : Brisssyyyyyy

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:15 am

DaneSwan#36 wrote:
One thing I can say...

Only in/around Ipswich.

Edit; F*** you a_F_c Laughing

Grin
Think its hilarious that two people thought this at the same time though. Fucking shithole!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/jimmy131289
DaneSwan#36
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10656
Age : 22
Location : Brisbane QLD

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:41 am

a_F_c wrote:
DaneSwan#36 wrote:
One thing I can say...

Only in/around Ipswich.

Edit; F*** you a_F_c Laughing

Grin
Think its hilarious that two people thought this at the same time though. Fucking shithole!

Haha pretty much. Was probably born in the backyard of a shithole house in Goodna Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.sportingpulse.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-109-0-0-0
socceroos06
Guru
avatar

Posts : 6486
Age : 23
Location : olympic park

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:42 am

I read this thinking the bloke was being arrested for tattooing his 40 cm penis. I was going to congratulate him Razz
Back to top Go down
View user profile
TGBY
Guru
avatar

Posts : 6118
Age : 906
Location : The Emirates

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:07 pm

socceroos06 wrote:
I read this thinking the bloke was being arrested for tattooing his 40 cm penis. I was going to congratulate him Razz
trust you to be thinking about 40 cm penis'
Back to top Go down
View user profile
socceroos06
Guru
avatar

Posts : 6486
Age : 23
Location : olympic park

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:24 pm

TGBY wrote:
socceroos06 wrote:
I read this thinking the bloke was being arrested for tattooing his 40 cm penis. I was going to congratulate him Razz
trust you to be thinking about 40 cm penis'

Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Holy Grail
Veteran
avatar

Posts : 574
Age : 19

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:35 pm

lol imagine what his reaction was when he saw it
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Damo
Guru
avatar

Posts : 3473
Age : 26
Location : Sunshine Coast

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:41 pm

Holy Grail wrote:
lol imagine what his reaction was when he saw it

"I have a 40cm Penis tatooed on my back". My guess,.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
a_F_c
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10316
Age : 27
Location : Brisssyyyyyy

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:23 pm

Possibly a "oh F***" in there too.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/jimmy131289
DaneSwan#36
Legend
avatar

Posts : 10656
Age : 22
Location : Brisbane QLD

PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:31 pm

He has gotten a pick up line out of all of this at least...

"Wanna see my 40cm penis"
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.sportingpulse.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-109-0-0-0
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo   

Back to top Go down
 
Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Other Discussions :: Off Topic-
Jump to:  
Free forum | © phpBB | Free forum support | Report an abuse | Free forum