Yoyo.

Just a bit of fun in the off season haha. (Idea from cronks a while ago though)
Player you'd:

Have a beer with -
Punch in the face -
Sleep with their lady -
Be able to tackle -
Run faster then -
Not be suprised if they were gay -


Feel free to add more questions i can't think right now.

Have a beer with - Luke Lewis
Punch in the face - Can't think of anyone majorly. Off the top of my head though Michael Ennis...Probably someone else I am missing though.
Sleep with their lady - Dont' really pay as much attention on Dally M nights as I do on things like the Brownlow.
Be able to tackle - I don't think that there would be any haha.
Run faster then - Some forward haha.
Not be suprised if they were gay - Michael Ennis actually...May have something to do with my second answer haha.

Wouldn't have a clue tbh

Have a beer with - Benji Marshall
Punch in the face - Jamie Soward
Sleep with their lady - the only one I know is Braith Anasta's girlfriend who is actress Jodi Gordon. So, her.
Be able to tackle - David Taylor but then I would flying like 200 metres back from the impact haha.
Run faster then - Michael Jennings Jennings
Not be suprised if they were gay - Jamie Soward

Have a beer with - Todd Carney , JJ, Beau Ryan (for the laughs)
Punch in the face - Paul Gallen, Brett White, Michael Ennis
Sleep with their lady - Maybe Todd Carneys Mum (AFL WAGS dominate)
Be able to tackle - Jamie Soward (Soft)
Run faster then - Greg Inglis (Would he even be able to run at the moment)
Not be suprised if they were gay - David Shillington (It's the voice)

Have a beer with - Nathan Hindmarsh
Punch in the face - Billy Slater/Jaime Soward
Sleep with their lady - Jodi Gordon aka Mrs Anasta
Be able to tackle - Jaime Soward
Run faster then - I'd like to run faster then Jennings, but doubt i could.
Not be suprised if they were gay - Jaime Soward

Have a beer with- Akuila the Thriller
Punch in the face- The Hayne Plane
Sleep with their lady- Im 13 lol
Be able to Tackle- Sandow
Run faster than- Dane tilse ( )
Not be suprised if they were gay- Jamie Soward (When i first saw him play
i actually thought he was gay )

Have a beer with - Beau Champion
Punch in the face - Justin Hodges
Sleep with their lady - Braith Anasta
Be able to tackle - Chris Sandow
Run faster then - In seriousness - Joel Reddy
Not be suprised if they were gay - Jarryd Hayne

Have a beer with - Brent Tate
Punch in the face - Benji Marshall
Sleep with their lady - Braith Anasta
Be able to tackle - Fui Fui Moi Moi
Run faster then - Jarryd Hayne
Not be suprised if they were gay - Jamie Soward

Good to see everyone replying hehe.

Have a beer with- I'd have a vodka with Ben Te'o
Punch in the face- Mmmm Ennis or Gidley (NSW). If Buderus still played i'd punch him too haha. Well slap
Sleep with their lady- Zero
Be able to Tackle- I can't tackle but probably Lockyer hehe or someone really small
Run faster than- Nfi
Not be suprised if they were gay- Shillington, it's just his voice i think.

Have a beer with - David Stagg - Great guy on and off the field
Punch in the face - Jarryd Hayne or Jamie Soward
Sleep with their lady - Anthony Watmough's WAG - A pic of her, go to #10:
http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=5725§ionname=slideshow&subsectionid=6765588&subsectionname=sexiestnrlandaflwags
Be able to tackle - Preston Campbell - Might be hard if he does his steps
Run faster then - Carl Webb - Slower than my grandma
Not be suprised if they were gay - Jamie Soward - Even though he has GF, his little fairy dances might be hiding something

Have a beer with - JT
Punch in the face - Jarryd Hayne
Sleep with their lady - Robbie Farah
Be able to tackle - Manu Vatuvei
Run faster then - Carl Webb
Not be suprised if they were gay - Fuifui

Have a beer with - Ben Te'o
Punch in the face - Jarryd Hayne although I'd rather make my way up to the commentators booth and lay out Gould
Sleep with their lady - Robbie Farah
Be able to tackle - Kurt Gidley
Run faster then - Micheal Weyman
Not be suprised if they were gay - Paul Gallen

Have a beer with - Darren
Punch in the face - sandow
Sleep with their lady - matt gillett
Be able to tackle - hayne
Run faster then - Tronc
Not be suprised if they were gay - benji

Have a beer with - The Wolfman
Punch in the face - Any QLD'er lol
Sleep with their lady - Robbie Farah
Be able to tackle - FFMM
Run faster then - Covell? lol Nah some forward
Not be suprised if they were gay - The entire QLD team lol

Have a beer with - Brett Stewart
Punch in the face - Paul Gallen
Sleep with their lady - John Williams does pretty well for himself, Farah also
Be able to tackle - Fui Fui
Run faster then - Tony Williams
Not be suprised if they were gay - Jamie Soward

Have a beer with - Sammy Thaiday
Punch in the face - Jamie Soward
Sleep with their lady - Farah's missus goes alright
Be able to tackle - Ben Creagh
Run faster then - Anthony Watmough
Not be suprised if they were gay - Gerard Beale -

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Have a beer with - Billy Slater
Punch in the face - Johnathan Thurston
Be able to tackle - Fui Fui
Run faster then - Kevin Gordan
Not be suprised if they were gay - Darius Boyd