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PostSubject: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:09 pm

Hi everyone, I all of a sudden want to learn karate, and need some advice on how I go about learning the moves. Maybe someone could link me to a website or something that would explain to me how to be awesome at karate and if I needed to bash cunts for the money they owe me. I would have learned from Mr Miyagi, but he passed away several years ago and now I'm looking for a mentor.

Please someone help me to learn Karate so I can bash cunts Crying or Very sad

Pictures of karate would also help my development of karate.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:13 pm

haha gold!
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:14 pm

The Karate Kid wants me dead

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Its obvious youre very cut. Stop ruining threads

Im not, Im just amazed at what a sad person you are.
I give you 15 years max before you top yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:21 pm

Brad that's not helping my Karate development. There could be cunts I need to bash tomorrow and I need to learn Karate right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:21 pm

Mummy wasn't happy he was up too late. Either that or he has gone to flog someone.

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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:48 pm

Hi there Danger32,

My advice to you is to go out and watch as many karate movies as you can! That is one of the best ways to learn. A movie I reccomend you go out and buy to further develop your karate skills is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Here is what you will be looking out for:


Although it is not about karate, another movie I suggest you go out and buy is The Matrix. If you are serious about karate you will also need to improve your flexibility, and this movie is all you need. Here is what you will be looking out for:


Remember, karate is a lifestyle. You have to be one with karate, you ARE karate. Good luck!!


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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:55 pm

Haha quality mate, nice job.

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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:52 am

Give up you're foolish dreams of Karate and learn the ways of Kung-Fu



Young Caine: You cannot see.
Master Po: You think I cannot see?
Young Caine: Of all things, to live in darkness must be worst.
Master Po: Fear is the only darkness.

Master Po: [after easily defeating the boy in combat] Ha, ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Young Caine: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Master Po: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
Young Caine: No.
Master Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Caine: [looking down and seeing the insect] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?

Master Po: What do you hear?
Caine: I hear the grasshopper.

Master Kan: Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand.
[Young Caine tries to do so and fails]
Master Kan: When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

Master Kan: Avoid, rather than check. Check, rather than hurt. Hurt, rather than maim. Maim, rather than kill. For all life is precious, nor can any be replaced.

Caine: Is it good to seek the past, Master Po? Does it not rob the present?
Master Po: If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past.

Caine: I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:12 am











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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:43 am

I just chased the other guy that owes me money today, but he got away, he risked being hit by cars to escape Laughing hes probably moved up the coast by now, Ill see him again one day. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:45 am

OP dedicates a thread to his favourite poster awww Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:47 am

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
I just chased the other guy that owes me money today, but he got away, he risked being hit by cars to escape Laughing hes probably moved up the coast by now, Ill see him again one day. Mad

You're such an inspiration to us all.

Why didn't you catch him? You're not actually Nathan Tinkler are you?
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:48 am

Tank wrote:








Why dont u just put Tinkler heads on all of them u imbecile!
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:49 am

Thank you so much Tank and R&G4eva. Your help has inspired me to fulfill my ambitions to become an awesome karate fighter that can bash cunts.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:49 am

Danger32 wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
I just chased the other guy that owes me money today, but he got away, he risked being hit by cars to escape Laughing hes probably moved up the coast by now, Ill see him again one day. Mad

You're such an inspiration to us all.

Why didn't you catch him? You're not actually Nathan Tinkler are you?

he was too fast, fear gave him wings, but as the old saying goes, you can run but you cant hide. Mad

An no I am not big Tink, just wish I was.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:35 am

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
Danger32 wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
I just chased the other guy that owes me money today, but he got away, he risked being hit by cars to escape Laughing hes probably moved up the coast by now, Ill see him again one day. Mad

You're such an inspiration to us all.

Why didn't you catch him? You're not actually Nathan Tinkler are you?

he was too fast, fear gave him wings, but as the old saying goes, you can run but you cant hide. Mad

Obviously you can't.

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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:41 am

Beckham wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
Danger32 wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
I just chased the other guy that owes me money today, but he got away, he risked being hit by cars to escape Laughing hes probably moved up the coast by now, Ill see him again one day. Mad

You're such an inspiration to us all.

Why didn't you catch him? You're not actually Nathan Tinkler are you?

he was too fast, fear gave him wings, but as the old saying goes, you can run but you cant hide. Mad

Obviously you can't.

I can, but only for short distances, I would have got him if he hadnt run across the road into oncoming traffic, he was terrified Laughing
I was hoping a car would knock him down, then I could have searched him for the money.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:57 am

Danger32 wrote:
Thank you so much Tank and R&G4eva. Your help has inspired me to fulfill my ambitions to become an awesome karate fighter that can bash cunts.

Kung Fu mate. Kung Fu. Even the new "Karate" Kid learned Kung Fu..
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:59 am

Beckham wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
Danger32 wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
I just chased the other guy that owes me money today, but he got away, he risked being hit by cars to escape hes probably moved up the coast by now, Ill see him again one day. Mad

You're such an inspiration to us all.

Why didn't you catch him? You're not actually Nathan Tinkler are you?

he was too fast, fear gave him wings, but as the old saying goes, you can run but you cant hide. Mad

Obviously you can't.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:00 am

haha whateva wank
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:02 am

seeya lata bitches, Im going to go look for that other one that owes me money.
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:02 am

haha whateva The Midnight Stinkler




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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:03 am

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
seeya lata bitches, Im going to go look for that other one that owes me money.

His name is Nathan Tinkler, you had your way with him last night. He owes you a fair bit
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PostSubject: Re: Karate moves   Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:04 am

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
seeya lata bitches, Im going to go look for that other one that owes me money.

Early night Tinky? Got all your school books ready?

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