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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 10:12 am

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If there is a zombie apocalypse, I hope it's the I Am Legend type zombies. just like Will Smith hunting herds of deers in his flash car in New York, I'll be doing the same hunting kangaroos in the deserted streets of Brissy.

Until the zombies start winning then you'll switch sides.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 10:17 am

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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 10:43 am

Planking, zombie apocalypse (as cool as it sounds), and the midnight tinkler: obvious proof that the human race is getting dumber..
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 10:47 am

tinkles hasn't been on in a while, did he get banned again?
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 10:57 am

He was banned? The system works!! Grin He mustn't be allowed Internet access to his padded cell this week.
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:03 am

His mum took away his internet access
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:08 am

Brad wrote:
His mum took away his internet access
His mum obviously left him sitting at a bus stop years ago..
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:12 am

Man - just googled WTF 'planking' was (geez I'm getting old) and was like "what's the big deal?"

Kids these days are so easily entertained...
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:43 am

Have any of youse planked? Im obviously missing out
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:47 am

SUGEKNIGHT wrote:
Have any of youse planked? Im obviously missing out
nah mate i'm hetero
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:48 am

I prefer other things ending in 'anked' ...

Someone recommend some comedians for me.
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:51 am

Cynic wrote:
I prefer other things ending in 'anked' ...

Someone recommend some comedians for me.
arj barker?
carl barron?
adam hills?
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:53 am

Hate. Like. Love (his comedy).
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 1:37 pm

SUGEKNIGHT wrote:
Have any of youse planked? Im obviously missing out

I have a photo from when I was about 6 lying on a tree trunk. That was about 25 years ago. I was just a kid ahead of my time..
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 1:41 pm

Cynic wrote:
I prefer other things ending in 'anked' ...

Someone recommend some comedians for me.

Obvious ones would be Billy Connolly, Rowan Atkinson, Bill Bailey, Eddie Murphy, Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin williams...
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:05 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:08 pm

Fucking horoscopes are shit. Always were.

Fucking useless week for me. Nothing's gone right.
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:15 pm

Eddie Murphy - Delirious
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:25 pm

Cynic wrote:
Fucking horoscopes are shit. Always were.

Fucking useless week for me. Nothing's gone right.

You'll prob be the first to get the zombie virus next. You lucky devil. At least Tinks will be safe: not only is he black jug cord in 3rd shitake mushroom karate (or whatever it is) but he also doesnt have a brain.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:32 pm

The most they'll get out of me is a girls' band obsession ...
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:34 pm

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The most they'll get out of me is a girls' band obsession ...

To look at or listen to?? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 3:38 pm

Both.
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sat May 21, 2011 11:00 pm

Cynic wrote:
Fucking horoscopes are shit. Always were.

Fucking useless week for me. Nothing's gone right.

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sun May 22, 2011 12:47 am



Snoopy: The original Plankster?
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PostSubject: Re: The random thought thread    Sun May 22, 2011 12:59 am



The greatest Zombie moment ever!!
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