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Whats your favorite position?
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Anal
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69
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On top
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Tea Bag
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Solo
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other? please tell us
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:11 am

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Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze (bitch)
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Leave your number by the phone, bring yo' ass on home
I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way
With the flyest bitch gettin head on the highway (ridin)
My way deep throat on Luke's boat
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Jim Duke shoot, then the bitch get the boot
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I like em cute, round tits and fat asses
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I wanna cum on your tongue and gums, all night
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:35 am

eloquent and evocative - encore!
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:04 pm

the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:41 pm

^^What. The. Hell.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:43 pm

Danger32 wrote:
^^What. The. Hell.

u obviously dont like to experiment.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:45 pm

I do, but what you posted is just....well weird.

Plus I'm not into bondage of any sort.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:46 pm

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
Stating the obvious much?

It's not like she would choose to go with you. Unless you drugged her beforehand.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:23 pm

philly wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
Stating the obvious much?

It's not like she would choose to go with you. Unless you drugged her beforehand.

nah Im not into druggin them, thats more like Jackcf_93's speciality, I just roundhouse kick them in the head, like just a small tap they hardly feel but expertly placed, its like they have gone to sleep. Arrow
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:34 pm

They just pretend they are sleeping so you'll leave them alone. Bet that doesn't stop ya but..
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:27 pm

Come on kids - Internet Forums 101 - don't feed the trolls Smile

There's an amusing irony here that he would go to all that work, so that he doesn't have to do any work Smile
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:58 am

Pantherus wrote:
Come on kids - Internet Forums 101 - don't feed the trolls Smile

There's an amusing irony here that he would go to all that work, so that he doesn't have to do any work Smile

u work hard 4 the rewards in life my friend, and kinky bridge position is one of those.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:01 am

RED&GREEN4EVA wrote:
They just pretend they are sleeping so you'll leave them alone. Bet that doesn't stop ya but..

if they r sleeping I leave them alone, and make sure no one disturbs them, but when they wake up I take them to the bridge.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:44 am

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
Actually lol'd at this.
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:32 am

Ewwwww ...
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:40 am

The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
philly wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
Stating the obvious much?

It's not like she would choose to go with you. Unless you drugged her beforehand.

nah Im not into druggin them, thats more like Jackcf_93's speciality, I just roundhouse kick them in the head, like just a small tap they hardly feel but expertly placed, its like they have gone to sleep. Arrow
Hey! That's not very nice Sad
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:30 am

Cynic wrote:
Ewwwww ...

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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:30 am

jackcf_93 wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
philly wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
Stating the obvious much?

It's not like she would choose to go with you. Unless you drugged her beforehand.

nah Im not into druggin them, thats more like Jackcf_93's speciality, I just roundhouse kick them in the head, like just a small tap they hardly feel but expertly placed, its like they have gone to sleep. Arrow
Hey! That's not very nice Sad

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:33 am

Tank wrote:
The Midnight Tinkler wrote:
the only position I like is the kinky bridge position, I take the woman bound and gagged down to a fast flowing river then tie her to a bridge, then lower her down over the edge from below where she lands on top of my johnson and the river current pushes her on it over and over, so I dont have to do any work.
Actually lol'd at this.

this is romance for me I love you then Mad
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PostSubject: Re: What's your favorite position?   Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:47 pm

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